....... Now....... I have a quick question........ SINCE WHEN DID I GET MARRIED TO SATAN?!
▼: I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN
▲: Satan? What?
▼: Yes. Satan.
▲: I was hoping for a troll. Not the Devil.....
▼: Well, oopsie daisy.
▼: But now that you have the Devil...
▼: Would you give him a hug?
▲: I don't know
▼: What the fuck kind of answer is that?
▼: Yes or no, man?
▲: My answer
▼: Fucking hell
▲: Dump me if you see fit
▼: I love you.
▼: Just feel the love.
▼: I want a hug.
▼: Give Satan a hug.
▼: I love you, wife.
▲: W-wife? What?
▼: Yes, wife. Why are you acting so stunned? We've been married for five years.
▲: Dude. I just met you.
▼: Are you having one of your episodes again?
▲: What episodes?
▼: You poor thing. Did you not take your medication this morning?
▲: I don't ever remember getting married
▼: What? Wife, WHAT? HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER? I'm so sorry for yelling, I realize that you are just having another episode. It's okay.
▼: Wife, just lay down.
▼: You need rest.
▲: *holds head*
▼: Darling, just calm down. I know this is hard to understand right now, but you need to calm down.
▲: I AM calm
▼: No, sweetheart, you are not. I can see it in your eyes.
▼: Just lay down.
▼: I just don't understand how you could forget our wedding...
▼: It was beautiful...
▼: Rose petals everywhere...
▲: I've never had a wedding
▼: How could you not--... *sigh* Just think about it. We have been married for five years.
▼: I even have the ring to prove it.
▼: You do, too.
▼: Yes, just look at your finger. It should be there. D-did...Did you lose it or something?
▲: I've only had four rings.
▼: Y-you......YOU LOST MY RING?
▼: I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT RING.
▼: AND IT WAS FOR YOU.
▼: How could you?
▲: I didn't lose any rings. I just never had a wedding ring.
▼: What is wrong with you?
▼: Why can't you remember?!
▼: Where the fuck is the ring?
▼: Son of a barrel.
▲: Don't mention barrels....... I hate barrels.......
▲: *reaches for the back of head* Ow.... What's here? (<-- I finally decided to just go with it)
▲: Is that a scar?
▲: Was I hit over the head?
▼: I...I don't know....Were you? *nervously nervous*
▲: *hisses in pain* Ow.......
▼: D-don't touch it! *yanks your hand away*
▲: I can feel a scar...... On the back of my head......
▼: No shit, wife. Just don't touch it.
▲: I want to know where I got it from
▼: I have no clue...
▼: The barrels did it.
▲: Fucking barrels.....
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